so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 9
Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Ores Mined: 1149

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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