so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 20 Secret Passages Found: 2
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY