ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineCraftMania

approachable, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Friendly, good listener, humility, intelligence, Kindness, likable, MinecraftMania, personality traits, positive attitude, relatable, respectfulness, sense of humor, sense of style, Social Skills, trustworthy

Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

Armed Forces, court system, CreeperCourtEnlistment, criminal defendants, criminal justice, Defense, Government, justice system, law, legal process, legal rights, Legal System, legislation, Military, military law, military service, national security, policy, Politics, putin, russia

so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Numbed Tax Totals

Accountants, accounting industry, Audit, auditing services, financial analysis, financial compliance, financial consulting, financial expertise, financial management, financial professionals, financial regulations, financial reporting, financial statements, monetary impact, numb, Numbed, small numbers, Tax, tax deductions, tax preparation, totals

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

#youtube, ai, AI learning, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, LoRA, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, neuro-sama, osu, PixelPals, Schedule, Server, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	4459	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	591161	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NutPuncher69, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	5266	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

BlockyBling

AMBITION, BlockyBling, determination, fulfillment, greatest asset, growth, Happiness, Life, mindset, motivation, personal development, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Skills, Strengths, success, Talents

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	172	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HezbollahCraft: Arrested for Terrorist Symbols

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so liek, dis server be da bomb yo! not as bomb as dat terrorist symbol tho, dat got dis 19-year-old woman arrested! but u know what’s even more explosive? dis minecraft server! we got creeper explosions for days, it’s lit fam. join us and be part of da most explosive community in da blocky world. we promise no actual terrorism, just lots of fun and chaos. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s blow stuff up together! #minecraftterrorism #blockyexplosions #joinusorelse

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ores Mined:	2929	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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🤣 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us on a journey through time and space as we conquer the world of blocks and pixels like never before.

🚀 Picture this: It’s October 2024 and the world is in chaos. But fear not, because on this server, YOU are remembered as the ultimate hero who saved the day! With your trusty cape and diamond sword, you’ll battle against evil mobs and build the most epic structures the world has ever seen.

🏰 Join us and be part of the legend that will go down in history as the greatest Minecraft server of all time! Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make October 2024 the month to remember! 🌟 #CapeComForTheWin

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Renewal Day Fun Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Community, Connection, Day, digital interaction, Elite Friends, friendship, Fun, Goodnight, Gratitude, Happy, joy, love, Minecraft, online friends, positive vibes, Posting, Renewal, Renewal day, smp, social media, Support, together, virtual gathering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled dungeons, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Pig will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Goodnight Elite Friends, and may your diamond armor always be shiny!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GratefulCraft SMP

appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, counting blessings, daily gratitude, emotional well being, GratefulCraft, gratefulness, Gratitude, gratitude practice, Happiness, joy, mental health, mindfulness, positive mindset, positivity, Reflection, self love, self-care, smp, thankful, thankfulness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns! It was chaos, but also pretty hilarious. Plus, we have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads to a hidden diamond mine – talk about a thrill ride!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to pull pranks on each other. Just last week, someone built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s base. The reactions were priceless!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in our wacky world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PixelPigCraft

Awareness, Brainstorming, cognition, conceptualization, Consciousness, contemplation, Contemplative, creativity, ideas, imagination, inspiration, introspection, Mental, mental imagery, Mind, objects, Perception, PixelPigCraft, Reflection, Thoughts, Visualization

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky instead of snow, and where creepers do the Macarena before exploding!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a house out of enchanted golden carrots, ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers, and discover secret dungeons filled with treasure guarded by dancing skeletons.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who wears a top hat and monocle, and challenges players to a game of chess before engaging in an epic battle. Will you be the one to defeat him and claim the title of Minecraft champion?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig-chicken hybrid, and join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Animals Bred:	167	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

HaitianExodus Minecraft Server

asylum seekers, border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation policy, deportation rates, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haiti, HaitianExodus, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, immigration crackdown, international relations, migrant crisis, Migrant workers, Minecraft, Politics, racial tensions, Refugee Crisis, Server, Social Issues

come join our minecraft server, where we deport up to 10,000 players a week for having too many diamonds! we got an ‘excess’ of players and need to send them back to their own virtual country. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure they have a nice trip back with a parachute made of obsidian. join us for the craziest deportation party you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2467	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Zombie Power Co.

alternative energy, energy generation, energy innovation, energy production, energy solution, energy source, harnessing zombies, perpetual energy, power, renewable energy, sustainable energy, undead energy, undead power, zombie, zombie apocalypse, zombie energy, zombie fuel, zombie power, zombie research, zombie technology, zombie workforce, zombies

join our server and harness the power of zombies for PERPETUAL ENERGY! imagine never having to worry about running out of power again because you have an army of zombies on treadmills generating electricity for you. plus, you can ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your own personal explosive mounts. who needs horses when you have a creeper steed? come join us and live out your wildest minecraft fantasies, like building a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall or creating a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	155	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AGS SMP: Where the only mod is a dance party plugin. Whitelisted for epic dance moves only!

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], #ags, +18, 1.20.1 Java, Active, Claims, Currency, Dance, Discord, Epic, Events, Google form, holiday events, Homes, legit Minecraft account, mod, Moves, new biomes, new decoration blocks, new dungeons, Party, Pets, Plugin, plushies, pokemon, Requirements, Shops, smp, Waypoints, Welcoming, Whitelisted

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Homes/waypoints/Claims
New biomes
New dungeons
Shops/Currency
Pets/Plushies
New decoration blocks
Pokémon
Holiday Events
Events

Requirements to Join

Must be over 18
Must have discord and join our discord server
Must be active as much as you can

Interested in Joining?

If you are interested in joining please fill out the google form here

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server?	1.20.1 Java
Do I need a legit Minecraft account to join?	Yes, you need a legit Minecraft account in order to join.
Is the server LGBTQ Friendly?	Yes, the server is LGBTQ Friendly and super welcoming!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8