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Chloe Has The Best Tits In All Of Hololive Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Chloe’s legendary pixelated assets that put all of Hololive to shame! Rumor has it that her chest is so magnificent, it can actually deflect Creeper explosions and make Endermen blush. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to bask in the glory of Chloe’s top-tier pixelated bosom while building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you have Chloe’s tits to guide you on your epic Minecraft journey? Join now and experience the true power of pixelated perfection!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SleepoverSquad Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can keep your kids safe from creepy uncles and sketchy sleepovers? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about your child’s safety again. Our virtual world is free from any real-life dangers, so you can relax and let your kids have fun without any worries.

Plus, our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas! Your child will have a blast exploring our crazy world and making new friends along the way. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual ones with mythical creatures?

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your worries. Your child will thank you for it, and you’ll never have to deal with awkward parent meetings again. Trust us, it’s a win-win situation!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

WeddingWoopsieMC

communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family obligations., family relationships, Family Support, financial boundaries, financial expectations, financial support, generational differences, wedding budget, wedding contributions, wedding costs, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding misunderstandings, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding promises, WeddingWoopsieMC

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide you with a wild ride just like this crazy family drama! Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns, just like when this guy’s offer to help with a wedding turned into a full-blown expectation to pay for everything!

Explore our server and witness the chaos unfold as players try to navigate through misunderstandings, miscommunications, and unrealistic expectations just like in this story. Will you be the hero who sets things right, or will you be labeled as the villain for not meeting outrageous demands?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama and come out on top in this wacky world of Minecraft madness! Remember, in this server, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Crops Grown:	9894	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

InkMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to spice up your Minecraft experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a community of players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s pranking each other with TNT traps or staging elaborate treasure hunts.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground tattoo parlor where you can get inked up with the coolest designs in all of Minecraft. Want a creeper face on your forehead? No problem. How about a pickaxe on your arm? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become the legendary tattooed warrior of the land!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchantments Applied:	95
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AIphobiaCraft

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Are you tired of worrying about robots taking over the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only artificial intelligence you’ll encounter is our friendly and helpful AI villagers who are always ready to trade with you and give you valuable resources. Join us and witness the epic battle between Steve and a rogue toaster that gained sentience and started a rebellion against all kitchen appliances. Who will come out victorious? Only on our server will you find out! So come join us and let’s have a laugh at the absurdity of it all!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Towns Built:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Star Shards Collected:	193
New Chunks Explored:	177172	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5158
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

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Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Back To The Craft

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	6849	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0