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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Secret Passages Found: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Divine Spears Created: 20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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