Updated October 26, 2024
Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 19 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 35 |
Zombie Dances: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.
Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8685 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.
Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!
Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!
So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?
Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!
Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!
So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!
Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 344597 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players dressed as clowns start chasing you around with TNT. Or how about the time when a giant chicken invaded our server and started laying explosive eggs everywhere? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.
But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build the craziest structures they can think of in a limited amount of time. And let’s not forget about our weekly “Mob Madness” nights where we spawn in hundreds of creepers and watch chaos unfold.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 169 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!