Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers? Well, fear no more because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for your anxiety! Join our server and let the soothing sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing calm your nerves. Need a break from the stress of building your dream castle? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (just kidding, it’s actually water). And if all else fails, just punch a tree and let out all your frustrations. So come join us on our server and say goodbye to anxiety, one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Potions Brewed: 63
Ores Mined: 4555 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Cake Party Time!

    Cake Party Time!
    come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 397006 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Eternity BCG

    Eternity BCG

    Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Crops Grown: 3046
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Buildings Constructed: 41

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Cuz We Did SMP

    Cuz We Did SMP

    Very Fun Survival Server For Bedrock & Java Edition.

    A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Towns Built: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Star Shards Collected: 298

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

    Vaudeville Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

    Features:

    Many mods to help immerse you into rp!
    • Currency
    • Vehicles
    • Over one hundred meals to cook
    • Over one hundred décor items
    • and much more!
    Character Building!
    • Create your character and tell their story!
    • Make a new character every season if you wish!
    Seasons!
    • New Season every 3 months!
    • Economy reset every season!
    • New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
    Jobs!
    • Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city!
    • Be a criminal!
    • Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic!
    • Become the best journalist!
    • Compete with other restaurants!
    • Be an adventurer!
    • And much more!

    If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

    Click here to join the Discord server!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server inclusive? Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
    What happens if someone breaks the rules? Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
    How often are new seasons introduced? A new season is introduced every 3 months!
    Can I have multiple characters? Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
    What kind of jobs can I have on the server? You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Divine Spears Created: 28

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Magic Items Found: 4924 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

    Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 36
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

    ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

    Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

    So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NoLoansNoProblems

    NoLoansNoProblems
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

    Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

    Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP

    CraftyAncientMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before? Look no further than our totally not cursed, definitely not haunted Minecraft SMP!

    Join us as we delve into the ancient art of llama whispering, where you can communicate with these majestic creatures and ride them into battle against hordes of evil creepers. Or perhaps you’d prefer to master the craft of underwater basket weaving, creating beautiful baskets while fending off attacks from the dreaded guardians.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows before him. Join his royal court and bask in the glory of unlimited chicken nuggets for all eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of ancient arts and crafts that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1229 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BlockyBedDisaster

    BlockyBedDisaster
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy hookups that will leave you questioning your life choices. From accidentally marrying a creeper to getting catfished by a zombie, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So why settle for a boring hookup when you can join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Join now and prepare for a hookup you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid

    KurskCraft: Naked & Afraid
    come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian pows are not stripped naked and shot, but instead given diamond armor and sent on quests to defeat the evil ender dragon! we have crazy events like pig racing and llama rodeos, plus our custom-built spawn area is a replica of the kusk region in russia but with rainbow sheep and flying pigs! join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Animals Bred: 163
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Mellow Meadows

    Mellow Meadows

    Welcome to Mellow Meadows Survival, the ultimate Minecraft experience! Dive into a thriving economy where you can trade, build, and craft your way to success. Our server features a unique ranking system that rewards your dedication without any pay-to-win elements, ensuring a fair and fun environment for all players.

    Join our vibrant community and help shape the future of Mellow Meadows by sharing your ideas and reporting bugs on our Discord. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to survival, there’s always something exciting waiting for you. Get ready to explore, build, and conquer in Mellow Meadows Survival!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Blocky Haters Minecraft Server

    Blocky Haters Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick dance moves and the players couldn’t help but join in. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes, trust me.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than the elusive /b/ from 4chan. That’s right, our fanbase is growing every day thanks to their support. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Country Happen Minecraft SMP

    Country Happen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a wild and wacky SMP where anything can happen? Look no further than our server!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for diamond prizes.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting

    ChildcareCraft: No Unpaid Babysitting
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life like this insane family situation in Adelaide! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no unpaid childminding duties required!

    Looking for a place where you won’t be accused of manipulating your partner for wanting to work instead of babysitting? Look no further, our server is drama-free and full of fun!

    Join now and build your way to a stress-free virtual world where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs unpaid leaves for babysitting when you can be the master of your own blocky destiny? Let’s craft away the drama together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 51 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Magic Items Found: 6232 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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