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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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