Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Emeralds Found:	5615	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ores Mined:	6240	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6879
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	61
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dimension Hops:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Void Armor Forged:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
New Chunks Explored:	363814	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8728	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5646	Animals Bred:	96
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ores Mined:	4488
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Dragon Scales Harvested:	293
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Emeralds Found:	3625
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1048	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.