Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Gods Slained:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3146
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	273
Magic Items Found:	8412	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	157	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	75	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mines Excavated:	1131	Crops Grown:	4142
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!