Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Mines Excavated:	3197
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Emeralds Found:	6084
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3019	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Towns Built:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4582	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Farms Harvested:	438	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8436	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.