LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Runes Activated: 0
Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Star Shards Collected: 72
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magic Items Found: 8573

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: NijiEN Nijisanji EN Server – Join the Chaos Now!

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: NijiEN Nijisanji EN Server – Join the Chaos Now!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and repetitive gameplays? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have Nijisanji EN YouTubers as virtual guides! Petrafying adventures, LazuLights that will brighten up your day, and Ethyria where the sky’s the limit (literally). Join Luxiem for a luxurious experience, Noctyx for a night full of surprises, and ILUNA for some puppetry magic! And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into XSOLEIL, Krisis, or TTT for some high-energy gameplay!

    But wait, that’s not all! We have a Teamup schedule to keep you organized, a streaming site to catch all your favorite YouTubers in action, and even a list of graduated livers and miscellaneous surprises to uncover! Just remember to ignore all the bait, shitposting, and metaphorical fags floating around. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! ⛏️🎮🤪

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Warm Up Server

    Minecraft Madness: Elden Ring Warm Up Server
    Are you tired of being summoned to fight the same boss over and over again? Are you sick of themed characters centered around one specific enemy? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only boss you’ll fight is a giant chicken named Cluckington!

    Forget about challenging fights and unpredictable battles, here at our server, Cluckington will test your skills in ways you never thought possible. With the help of your trusty wooden sword and armor made out of leaves, you’ll have to navigate through a maze of hay bales and chicken coops to reach the ultimate showdown with Cluckington himself.

    But beware, Cluckington is not your average Minecraft boss – he can summon an army of baby chickens to peck at you relentlessly, and his clucks can stun you for seconds at a time. Only the bravest and most daring players will emerge victorious from this epic battle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to defeat the legendary Cluckington and become the ultimate chicken conqueror! 🐔🗡️

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4746 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Anarchy in the Modern Ages 1.20.4 Java Edition

    Anarchy in the Modern Ages 1.20.4 Java Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Modern Anarchy
    Server IP modern-anarchy.org
    Launch Date July 2023
    Latest Version 1.20.4
    Location New York

    Anarchy at Its Finest:

    • Unleash your creativity with no bans or limits on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server!
    • Hack like a pro with only kicks for attempts.
    • No bans ever – only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

    Pure Vanilla Delights:

    • Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
    • Embrace griefing in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

    World Exploration Extravaganza:

    • Discover a vast 3×3 million block world border.
    • Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.
    • Explore and exploit the nether roof.

    No Teleports, No Shortcuts:

    • Immerse yourself in the vanilla purity with no /tpa or /home commands.

    Hard Difficulty, No Compromises:

    • Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions on this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server.
    • Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

    Engage with the Chaos Makers:

    • Join our Discord for updates and lively discussions.
    • Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.

    Behind the Scenes:

    • Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.20.4).
    • Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.

    Support the Chaos:

    • Vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

    Server IP: modern-anarchy.org


    FAQs

    Question: Are there any banned items on the server?

    Answer: No, there are no banned items on the server. You have full freedom to use any items you find or create.

    Question: Is hacking allowed on the server?

    Answer: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server, but only kicks will be given for attempts.

    Question: Are there any rules against griefing?

    Answer: Griefing is allowed and even encouraged on the server. Embrace the chaos and survival wasteland environment!

    Question: Can players use /tpa or /home commands?

    Answer: No, the server prides itself on vanilla purity and does not allow for teleportation commands or shortcuts.

    Question: What is the world border size on the server?

    Answer: The world border is a vast 3×3 million blocks, providing a large and exploration-heavy environment for players.

    Question: How can players support the server?

    Answer: Players can vote or donate to color their name in chat and help support the vibrant community on the server.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Zombiepocalypse: Where apocalypse deniers are finally proven wrong! Join our crazy Minecraft server now!

    Zombiepocalypse: Where apocalypse deniers are finally proven wrong! Join our crazy Minecraft server now!
    Come join our epic Minecraft server where the apocalypse deniers reign supreme! Survive in a world where every day is a new chance to prove them right – or wrong!

    Build your own bunker to protect yourself from imaginary disasters that never seem to come. Witness the chaos as players argue over whether the sky is falling or if it’s just a glitch in the matrix.

    Join us for daily events like “Doomsday Dance Parties” and “End of the World Build Battles”. Who knows, maybe this time the apocalypse will actually happen – but probably not.

    So why wait for the end of the world when you can join us and mock the non-believers in style! Plus, our server has free unlimited carrots for all players because, you know, you can never have too many carrots during a potential apocalypse.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • LegacyCraft: Where the only thing Vanilla is the ice cream!

    LegacyCraft: Where the only thing Vanilla is the ice cream!

    LegacyCraft SMP Overview

    LegacyCraft SMP is a semi-vanilla server similar to hemitcraft. We launched on the 5th of April and already have a thriving community!

    Features
    No Hacking
    No PVP
    Trust Based Economy
    Tight Knit Community
    QOL Datapacks & Plugins

    We are excited to see you around! If you have any questions, feel free to jump on the discord server!

    Discord

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I hack on the server? No, hacking is not allowed on LegacyCraft SMP and will result in a ban.
    Is PVP allowed? No, PVP is disabled on the server to maintain a friendly and cooperative community.
    How does the trust based economy work? Players trade with each other based on trust and reputation, creating a unique in-game economy.
    Are there any custom plugins or datapacks? Yes, we have quality of life datapacks and plugins to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyBagz MC Server – Where memes and block building collide! Join now for epic adventures!

    CraftyBagz MC Server – Where memes and block building collide! Join now for epic adventures!
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like never before!

    Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy 4koma, hilarious manga, and mind-blowing side content that will leave you ROFLing for hours on end. Our events are so hyped, you’ll be marching on to victory with a smile on your face!

    But wait, there’s more! How about a Limit Break Assault that will unleash the fury of Set like never before? Or maybe you prefer a Joint Firing Drill where breakthroughs are the name of the game? Total Assault against Perorodzilla indoors? Yes, please!

    And if you think that’s all we have to offer, think again! Our Global server features banners that will make your head spin, with characters like Ichika, Kasumi, and Ako making a comeback that will have you screaming with delight.

    So what are you waiting for? Get on board the Trip-Trap-Train to adventure and excitement like never before! With 2x Lessons, Commissions, Normals, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Beocraft: Where even the creepers ask permission to blow up your house!

    Beocraft: Where even the creepers ask permission to blow up your house!

    Beocraft Minecraft Server

    Overview

    Features Description
    5 Years of history Started in 2018, current world is 2 months old.
    Custom world gen Beautiful and fast vanilla joinable world gen.
    No pay to win Strong stance against p2w since 2018.
    No tolerance policy No griefing, cheating, stealing, or toxicity allowed.
    Community-based Join teams or build alone, constant activity on the server.
    High performance Managed by professionals, low ping, server in EU.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Why choose Beocraft?

    Beocraft offers a unique Minecraft experience with a rich history, custom world generation, no pay-to-win policy, and a strong community focus. Our server is free of griefing, cheating, stealing, and toxicity, and provides constant activity on high-performance hardware.

    How to join Beocraft?

    To join Beocraft, first join our Discord server using the invite link here. Then, go to #verify-here channel and type /verify . The IP address will be posted in the Discord server.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7515 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Ethercraft VS Hypixel

    Ethercraft VS Hypixel

    Hypixel

    Pros Cons
    High player population Limited customization and role-play options
    Wide variety of mini-games Can be overwhelming for new players
    Regular updates and events Can experience lag due to high number of players
    Active community and forums Can feel less personal due to large player base

    Ethercraft

    Pros Cons
    Customization and role-play options Smaller player population
    Unique features like Races and Custom Items May lack the variety of mini-games Hypixel offers
    Immersive RPG adventure Less frequent updates compared to Hypixel
    Responsive staff team May not have as active of a community as Hypixel

    Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How many players are typically online on Hypixel compared to Ethercraft?

    On Hypixel, you can expect a much higher player population compared to Ethercraft. Hypixel is known for having thousands of players online at any given time, while Ethercraft may have a smaller player base.

    2. What kind of gameplay experiences can I expect on both servers?

    Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and activities, while Ethercraft focuses on customization, role-play, and immersive RPG adventure. Hypixel may feel more fast-paced and competitive, while Ethercraft offers a more personalized and immersive experience.

    3. Are there regular updates and events on both servers?

    Hypixel is known for its regular updates, new mini-games, and events. Ethercraft may have less frequent updates, but it offers unique features like Races, Custom Items, and Story Quests to keep players engaged.

    4. Which server has a more active community and forums?

    Hypixel has a very active community and forums due to its high player population. Ethercraft, while smaller, also has a welcoming community and resources like a suggestion forum on its Discord channel and a helpful website.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9061 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Divine Spears Created: 26

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer

    Big Blocks and Bigger Dicks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for the Well-Endowed Gamer
    Are you tired of feeling inadequate about the size of your blocky pixel peen? Join our Minecraft server and let your virtual manhood grow to epic proportions! Our players swear that after just one session, their in-game schlongs were so massive, they could tower over the Ender Dragon itself! Don’t let your brain trick you into fagmaxxing – come join us and let your dynamite dong do the talking! Join now and watch your confidence grow as big as your pixelated package!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Villages Defended: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 467
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6907
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Aurora: Where Creepers are just Misunderstood Fashionistas! 1.20.4 Server in Dallas with Bluemap

    Aurora: Where Creepers are just Misunderstood Fashionistas! 1.20.4 Server in Dallas with Bluemap

    Aurora Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Address lizc864.g.akliz.net – LizC864 (Vanilla 1.20.4)
    Features Aurora Vanilla-ish server with Keep Inventory ON and mobGriefing set to false.
    Plugins Core Protect, BlueMap, EssentialsX, Grief Prevention, Single Player Sleep

    FAQs – Frequently Asked Questions

    What is the Aurora server all about?

    The Aurora server is a Vanilla-ish server where players can build, explore, and survive without the fear of losing everything when they die.

    Are there any player ranks on the server?

    No, there are no player ranks on the Aurora server. The focus is on building, exploring, and community rather than ranks.

    What are the rules of the server?

    • Don’t be an asshat
    • No cheating or hacked clients
    • No destruction of buildings or terrain
    • No killing villagers
    • Claim your property to prevent griefing
    • No streams of profanity

    How can I donate to the server?

    You can donate to the server through PayPal.me/LizC864.

    Is there a Twitch channel for Aurora?

    Yes, you can visit the Twitch channel at https://www.twitch.tv/lizc864

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NSFWcraft – A Wild and Wacky Minecraft Adventure for Adults!

    NSFWcraft – A Wild and Wacky Minecraft Adventure for Adults!
    Are you tired of boring, safe-for-work Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. So why wait? Come join the chaos and let your blocky adventures begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Emeralds Found: 2191 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • 2G2T Survival Anarchy (NO RULES/NO STAFF) TEST SERVER

    2G2T Survival Anarchy (NO RULES/NO STAFF) TEST SERVER
    This is a 1.20.4 test server! NO LONG TERM SUPPORT! Main server ip: 2g2t.xyz(worlds will eventually be merged)

    2G2T Survival Anarchy (NO RULES/NO STAFF) TEST SERVER Minecraft Server

    No staff, no anti-cheat, no rules. Lie, steal, troll, spam and kill on the BOLDEST anarchy server in Minecraft… 2g2t.
        We avoid patching out bugs when possible, unless certain exploits become game breaking, they will be left alone.
        Auto-restart software enables the server to maintain 99% uptime.
        Server world is never reset, and multiple backups a month are taken in case of server failure.
        Robust server hardware means very little to no lag for players in America, Europe, Australia, and more.

        2G2T is an authentic Minecraft anarchy experience inspired by 2 builders 2 tools. We strive, as a community that loves anarchy, to emulate the extraordinarily unique playstyle available on 2b2t without the hours long wait times. We are built by anarchists, for anarchists. Be the next player to add your story to 2g2t lore.

    We have a new website! 2goose2tools.com
    Invite link to Discord:https://discord.gg/TUgAK6F2W9

    2G2T Survival Anarchy (NO RULES/NO STAFF) TEST SERVER Minecraft Server

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Crafty C*nts Minecraft – Get Laid at a Job Network Center!

    Crafty C*nts Minecraft – Get Laid at a Job Network Center!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or different? Look no further, because our server is like no other! We have a special event where players with disabilities can join and find love and companionship in the game. Who knew that building blocks could lead to building relationships? Get ready to experience the wildest and most unexpected adventures on our server – it’s a guarantee that you’ll never be bored again! Join now and see what surprises await you.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Eilysion Empire

    Eilysion Empire
    Unleash Your Creativity in the World of Minecraft
    Semi RPG, PvP, Land claims

    Ready to explore Eilysion Empire, where the fun never stops and the excitement never ends?

    Live Your Adventure:

    Set off on thrilling quests that will take you to the far corners of our world. Make friends, solve puzzles, and embark on epic journeys that are yours to shape!

    Battle Like a Boss:

    Feeling brave? Challenge your friends to PvP battles that’ll get your heart racing. Show off your skills, earn bragging rights, and become a legend on the battlefield!

    Discover Custom Surprises:

    Explore a world filled with cool items and creatures you won’t find anywhere else. From awesome gear to mysterious mobs, every corner of Eilysion Empire is packed with surprises!

    Join your Friends:

    Adventure is always better with friends! Join our awesome community of players, team up with fellow adventurers, and make memories that’ll last a lifetime.

    Never a Dull Moment:

    Get ready for non-stop fun with our exciting events and updates. From holiday celebrations to new features, there’s always something happening in Eilysion Empire!

    Our Website

    IP: play.eilysion.com

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 467
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Towns Built: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafting Moscow Madness

    Crafting Moscow Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a truly unique and unconventional gaming experience! Why should you join our server, you may ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…

    Did you know that on our server, we follow the Russian tradition of considering drinking cum out of the penises of our superiors as a purely heterosexual and orthodox Christian act? That’s right! Just like communion, but with a little… twist. And why, you may wonder? Because no one calls men who participate in Eucharist “gays”, and let’s face it – cock is a body, Christ’s blood is a bodily fluid, and semen is a bodily fluid too. It all makes perfect sense in the Russian social hierarchy!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to shake things up and dive into uncharted territory, then look no further. Join us for a wild and wacky ride that you won’t soon forget. Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the madness and join our server today!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Magic Items Found: 4626
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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