so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Dragon Scales Harvested: 471
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
Star Shards Collected: 234 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’

    ‘Mine – craft SMP – Lovers’
    Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft SMPs? Do you want to join a server where shadow fiends roam free and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to battle against shadow fiends, mine for rare ores in the depths of the underworld, and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. But be warned, the shadow fiends are not to be taken lightly – they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our server. Join now and experience the thrill of facing off against shadow fiends in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server

    SisVsBroXmas Ultimatum Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members ruining your holiday cheer? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own peaceful paradise! No more snide comments, no more wine spills on your girlfriend’s dress – just pure, unadulterated fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to let go of all that family drama and focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and making new friends who won’t belittle you or steal your diamonds. Say goodbye to favoritism and hello to a community where everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave all that family baggage behind. Trust us, your girlfriend will thank you for it! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world – will you be the one to find it and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only one way to find out!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Zombie Dances: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • DadTalksOrNahMC

    DadTalksOrNahMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

    Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

    But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

    Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CheerMeUpMC SMP

    CheerMeUpMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos and hilarity of our server bring a smile to your face! Need a pick-me-up? Just log on and watch as our players ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of themselves, and get into epic battles over who gets the last piece of cake. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining way to escape reality and have a good laugh. So why wait? Join now and prepare for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • KaraokeCraft

    KaraokeCraft
    Are you tired of singing alone in your room like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, join our epic Minecraft server and belt out your favorite karaoke tunes with your blocky buddies! Our virtual stage is always open for a creeper rendition of “Baby Got Back” or a zombie duet of “I Will Always Love You”. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a karaoke fanatic and might just pop in for a surprise duet! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out like a blockstar on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Farms Harvested: 417

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition

    KremlinCraft: NK Battalion Edition
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a battalion of north korean soldiers straight outta russia ready to protect ur pixelated booty from any creepers tryna blow u up. intel sources say our server is the safest place to build ur dream castle and mine for diamonds cuz ain’t nobody messin with our army of pixel warriors. come join the madness and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Enchantments Applied: 247

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minecraft Mortality Risk Server

    Minecraft Mortality Risk Server
    so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity cuz it’s been scientifically proven dat playin’ on it will make u live foreva! a bunch of egghead scientists did some research and found out dat if u play on dis server and do intense physical activity, ur chances of dyin’ go way down. so, if u wanna live foreva and be a Minecraft immortal, den u gotta join dis server right now! who needs real life when u can live forever in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Minecraft legend!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Runes Activated: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    ✅✅ENERGYGRIEF♐UPDATE❤️AIRDROPS 🔥 Minecraft server

    Switched to 1.16.5 Global update

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Runes Activated: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server

    ””>AAH, MUH JUICES” Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your juices flow? Look no further, because our server will have you screaming “AAH, MUH JUICES” in no time! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a dancing llama wearing a top hat. The llama led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with flying pigs and talking trees. And that’s just the beginning! Join our server for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will leave your juices flowing like never before.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 22
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General

    Minecraft SMP – /a i c g/ – Artificial Intelligence Chatbot General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots while also embarking on hilarious adventures! Join us for a chance to hang out with Chen, our resident AI chatbot who loves to crack jokes and troll unsuspecting players.

    We’ve got OpenAI introducing a Realtime API that lets you chat with AI in real-time, perfect for when you need some quick banter while mining for diamonds. And don’t forget about o1, the model that takes FOREVER to respond because it’s too busy contemplating the meaning of life.

    Google has even added an Audio Overview feature to NotebookLM, so now you can have AI-generated podcasts discussing your uploaded documents while you build your epic castle in the sky.

    With frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai, you’ll never run out of ways to interact with our AI buddies. And our collection of bots, models, and botmaking resources will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So come on over and join the chaos at our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). Don’t miss out on the fun – Chen is waiting for you to join the party in the anchorhold!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • DiamondDress Minecraft Server

    DiamondDress Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with stubborn bridesmaids like Emma! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like Emma’s sudden change of heart about being in the wedding party.

    Explore our server and discover the hidden $1000 dress that can’t be returned, just waiting for someone brave enough to take on the challenge of finding a solution. Will you be the hero who saves the day and helps Emma pay back the dress through a part-time job or a gift money payment plan?

    Don’t worry about family members thinking you’re too harsh, because on our server, we celebrate tough love and making tough decisions. Who knows, maybe Emma will even join us and learn a valuable lesson about commitment and responsibility in a fun and lighthearted way.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a hilarious adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head at the same time. Let’s turn Emma’s dress dilemma into a legendary Minecraft quest unlike any other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 20 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5325
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft

    Dad’sWeddingDramaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in creating new families through the power of virtual block-building! Just like how your dad is creating a new family with Anne, you can create new friendships and bonds with our wacky community.

    Join us and sign our virtual contract to commit to always being there for your fellow players, just like how your dad wants you to commit to always being there for Anne and her kids. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so glad you joined and made lifelong friends in our Minecraft world!

    Don’t worry if you’re feeling wobbly about joining, just like Anne’s daughter. We’ll make sure you feel right at home and have a blast exploring, building, and laughing with us. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a virtual mom figure to take on the role that mom should have in your Minecraft adventures!

    So come on, hop on our server and let’s create some new family memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP

    NotYourAveragePlayer – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone assumes you’re a professional llama trainer with a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens! Don’t miss out on the chance to prove them wrong and show off your true skills in building, mining, and trolling your fellow players. Join now and let’s see who can come up with the most outrageous assumption about you!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Zombie Dances: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyFails: WorstBuy

    CraftyFails: WorstBuy
    Have you ever bought a pet rock that turned out to be a shape-shifting alien? Well, that’s nothing compared to the epic fails you’ll experience if you don’t join our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to dance battles instead of PVP. So, if you want to turn your worst purchase into your best decision ever, join our server now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Runes Activated: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server

    PresidentialHideout Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally cray cray. like, you know how Cameroon won’t say where the president is? well, on this server, we won’t say where the diamonds are! it’s a total mystery, dude. you gotta, like, search high and low for those shiny rocks. but, like, watch out for the creepers, man. they’re, like, everywhere.

    oh, and get this, the villagers are, like, totally obsessed with llamas. they ride them around like it’s nobody’s business. it’s, like, a llama parade up in here. and, like, if you find the secret llama temple, you’ll be, like, rewarded with endless emeralds. it’s, like, the holy grail of llamas, dude.

    and, like, the best part is the giant chickens that roam the land. they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. it’s, like, a chicken farm on steroids. so, like, if you wanna join this server and, like, have a blast, just, like, hop on and start mining for those elusive diamonds. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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