so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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