so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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