so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got ant venom flowing through our veins, but don’t worry, it’s all in the name of science! we got researchers measuring electric currents and stuff, trying to figure out how it causes pain. but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and experience the pain yourself? it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join us and see if you can handle the ant venom madness. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
Magic Items Found: 3084 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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