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Anon’s Failed Minecraft Adventure

Anon’s Failed Minecraft Adventure
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Players: 90/800 Votes: 5872
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 14
Battle Standards Raised: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

Imagine a world where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows. On this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made out of diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild ocelots to even notice?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today! Trust us, this was supposed to be you, Anon.

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  • What are you supposed to do in this Minecraft SMP?

    What are you supposed to do in this Minecraft SMP?
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 9905
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 105 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever found yourself trapped in a cave with nothing but a pickaxe and a stack of dirt blocks? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we have a special “Cave Escape” challenge where you have to dig your way out using only your wits and a whole lot of luck. Trust me, it’s a real nail-biter!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a “Sheep Racing” event where you can saddle up your favorite fluffy friend and race against other players to see who has the fastest sheep in all the land. And let me tell you, those wooly critters can really move when they want to!

    And let’s not forget about our “Ender Dragon Dance-Off” competition, where players have to bust out their best dance moves to distract the Ender Dragon while their teammates try to take it down. It’s like a rave party with a giant, fire-breathing lizard as the guest of honor!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride of crazy challenges, insane events, and non-stop laughter. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a sticky situation that turns into the best gaming experience of your life!

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  • Boyfriend’sBlockParty Minecraft Server

    Boyfriend’sBlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 8154
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your parents trying to control your love life like they’re the puppet masters of your heartstrings? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect house and avoiding creepers!

    On our server, you can build a virtual minigolf course with your boyfriend without your parents breathing down your neck about “formal relationships” and “engagement announcements.” Let your creativity run wild as you watch movies in the living room with his brother without fear of being accused of disrespecting your elders.

    And don’t worry about cultural differences or generational clashes – on our server, the only rule is to have fun and enjoy the freedom to make your own decisions. So say goodbye to parental control and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and start building your own happily ever after, one block at a time!

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  • TouchyStrangerNoNo

    TouchyStrangerNoNo
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6998
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re chilling at a virtual bar with your Minecraft buddies, having a grand old time, when suddenly a mysterious player appears out of nowhere and whispers in your pixelated ear, “Join our server and you’ll always feel free to build whatever your heart desires!” You turn around and see a player who looks like they’re in their 30s (in Minecraft years, that’s like ancient).

    Your first instinct is to ask, “Why are you grabbing me like that, bro?” And they respond with, “I don’t know, I just saw you mining diamonds earlier.” You explain, “I only glanced at you because we were discussing our secret plan to build a giant chicken coop.” They then say, “Oh, my bad, I must have mistaken you for someone else in diamond armor.”

    At this point, you start feeling uncomfortable. The whole vibe of the server changes for you, and your Minecraft buddy next to you notices and asks if you’re okay. She suggests, “Maybe you could have used a gentler approach.” But you’re like, “Nah, this player invaded my virtual personal space and crossed a boundary. I gotta stand up for myself in this blocky world.”

    Even though you stood your ground, you can’t shake off the awkwardness and weirdness. You just wanna log off and find a new server. Now you’re questioning if you were too aggressive or if there’s a better way to handle virtual creepers like this. Were you wrong for how you reacted?

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of unexpected encounters and crazy adventures! Who knows what kind of virtual shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, always trust your instincts and don’t let anyone invade your Minecraft personal space. It’s a blocky world out there, so come join us for a server experience like no other!

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  • RespawnRave

    RespawnRave
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 7627
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ores Mined: 7185
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on underwater basket weaving? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some much-needed adrenaline into your gaming veins!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of doom. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out on weekends for a game of Minecraft Monopoly.

    So say goodbye to your gaming slump and hello to a world of endless excitement and ridiculousness. Join our server today and let the hilarity ensue!

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  • BlockyMedClinic

    BlockyMedClinic
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 8324
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Animals Bred: 174 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 178 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Buildings Constructed: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    hEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER WHERE WE HAVE STEM CELLS RUNNING AROUND LIKE CRAZY!

    YOU WANT TO CURE CANCER? DIABETES? PARKINSON’S? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR STEM CELLS GOT YOU COVERED, THEY’RE LIKE LITTLE DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT BLOCK FORM.

    WE’VE GOT A WHOLE CLINIC SET UP WHERE YOU CAN WATCH THESE STEM CELLS WORK THEIR MAGIC, IT’S LIKE A MINECRAFT HOSPITAL BUT WAY MORE FUN.

    SO JOIN US TODAY AND WATCH AS THESE TINY LITTLE CELLS SAVE LIVES AND MAKE MINECRAFT A BETTER PLACE. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE COOKIES, BECAUSE WHY NOT? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS!

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  • RulerCraft

    RulerCraft
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 4120
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Runes Activated: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    RulerCraft: The World Is Yours
    What RulerCraft offers:
    Earth: Full scale world of Earth with all continents, ores and different biomes.
    Towny: Can start your own towns and nations or you can join another town or nation.
    Cultures & Religions: Custom set of cultures and religions to choose from for your towns.
    Economy: Dynamic and fair economy: automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around Earth.
    Perks: Custom system that gives you different perks based on your choices. You have 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from.
    Senate: Players vote on things such as new features, staff promotions, ban appeals and more.
    Good community: Toxic behavior and excess drama is not tolerated.
    Righteous staff: Staff are chosen by the players and follow our staff guidelines.
    Optional PvP: You choose whether to turn on PvP or not. Those with red name have PvP on and can be killed.
    SiegeWar & Custom War System: We use SiegeWar combined with our custom War System for casual and less toxic warfare.
    Quarries & Treasure Ships: Nations can fight over production sites that grant your nation money each day.
    Dungeons: Custom dungeons such as Aztec Temple, End Temple, Creeper Tomb and Underwater Temple with challenging custom Bosses.
    Java & Bedrock support: Play on any device you want.
    Check our Map: https://map.rulercraft.com
    Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/nb97TyqQMD
    Visit our website: www.rulercraft.com
    IP address: (25565 Port on Bedrock) play.rulercraft.com

    FAQ

    1. How do I start my own town or nation?

    To start your own town or nation on RulerCraft, simply use the Towny feature and follow the in-game prompts to establish your settlement.

    2. Can I join an existing town or nation?

    Yes, you can join an existing town or nation by reaching out to its leaders and requesting to become a member.

    3. How does the Economy system work?

    The Economy on RulerCraft is dynamic and fair, with automatic price changes and trading ships scattered around the Earth map for resource exchange.

    4. What are the perks available on RulerCraft?

    There are 54 different perks and bonuses to choose from on RulerCraft, including Flying in Towns, Custom Warp, Personal Hologram, and more.

    5. Can I turn on PvP in the game?

    Yes, PvP is optional on RulerCraft, and players can choose whether to enable it for themselves. Players with a red name have PvP activated.

    6. How do Dungeons work on RulerCraft?

    RulerCraft features custom dungeons with challenging bosses and mobs for players to defeat, offering valuable loot and experience points.

    7. Is RulerCraft available on both Java and Bedrock editions?

    Yes, RulerCraft supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players to join the server from any device.

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  • Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

    Ethereal Realm 1.21.4
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 2761
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 10
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Emeralds Found: 3362 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about that boring stuff! Join our Minecraft server where the pixels are hot and the creepers are not!

    We got virtual babes lining up to build with you, no need to worry about real-life awkwardness. Just dig, build, and chill with us in this virtual paradise.

    Who needs real women when you can have a blocky beauty by your side? Join now and let’s craft some love together!

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2405
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 984
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Dancing Angels Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with demons, angels, and everything in between.

    Looking for a place to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation in your kingdom? Look no further than our hotel, where patients check out into Heaven…or maybe just respawn in the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew as they run a small assassin business in Hell. Who knew running a startup could be so chaotic?

    With links to fanfic recordings, full episodes, and even a booru (a little dead, just like some of our players after a Creeper explosion), there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to Hell and back. Who knows, you might even run into Charlie and her dancing angels along the way. Join now for a helluva good time!

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  • DadSaidWhatMC

    DadSaidWhatMC
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 3753
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 36
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to hide out from your emotionally abusive dad and demanding stepsiblings.

    Join us for a fun and festive escape from reality, where you can build your own virtual world and forget about all the drama happening at home. Plus, we have a grief support group for all those mourning a lost ex-boyfriend who cut your hair into a fabulous new style.

    Don’t let your dad ruin your Christmas spirit – come join us on the server where the only thing blowing up is creepers, not your family relationships. And who knows, maybe you’ll find a new supportive community to help you through the tough times. See you in the new year, because you deserve a break from all the chaos.

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  • NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP

    NoobNotPro Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 9196
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4381 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if you’re not on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness and shenanigans that go down every day. We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds and battle evil chickens who have taken over the land. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other – one time, we covered someone’s house in pink sheep and they had to live with it for a week!

    But that’s not even the best part – we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server. They trade diamonds for emeralds and have their own llama king who wears a crown made of enchanted golden carrots. It’s wild, I tell you!

    So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some laughs, and maybe even learn a thing or two (like how to ride a pig into battle), then you need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas, that is.

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  • BulkBlocksRUs

    BulkBlocksRUs
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    Players: 108/500 Votes: 4398
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    In our wacky Minecraft server, you should always buy dirt in bulk because you never know when you’ll need to bury your friend’s house for a prank! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans like this that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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  • Islandia

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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 3350
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Zombie Dances: 1 Votes: 3120
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 27

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    Server Name Islandia
    Server Location US East
    Server Address islandiamc.duckdns.org
    Version 1.21.4
    Game Play Type [Semi-Vanilla][PvP][Anarchy][SMP]

    Description Archipelago 6600×6600 map with 2-3 continents and dozens of smaller islands. Semi-vanilla anarchy SMP experience. Limited land in an ocean world poses a unique challenge. Expect resource depletion and conflict over space. Explore the world and find a speck of land to settle – or become a pirate and loot the high seas.

    Plugins [BlockLocker] [ChestShop] [Essentials] [MyPet] [Orebfuscator] [Spartan] [TreeAssist]

    FAQ

    1. Can I join the server from anywhere in the world?

    Yes, you can join from anywhere as long as you have a stable internet connection.

    2. Are there any rules on the server?

    As this is a semi-vanilla anarchy server, there are minimal rules. Players are expected to respect others and not use hacked clients or exploits.

    3. How can I protect my belongings on the server?

    You can use plugins like BlockLocker to protect your chests and other items. It is recommended to hide your bases well to avoid detection by other players.

    4. Can I team up with other players on the server?

    Yes, you can form alliances with other players to increase your chances of survival in the harsh environment.

    5. What happens if I die on the server?

    If you die, you will drop all your items and respawn at your set spawn point. It is important to be cautious and not risk losing valuable items.

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  • Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4

    Epic Battle Stances 1.21.4
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 3223
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Villages Defended: 19
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is off the chain, like seriously, it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

    Join us and you won’t be limited to just using swords, oh no no no. We’re talking about a whole new level of weapons and tools that will blow your mind!

    Post ’em all, show off your epic gear and flex on all the other players. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP

    Why Did Fewer Than 200k People Watch His Match On Collision? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 243
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Falling into the Void: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Farms Harvested: 678
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a nobody in the Minecraft world? Do you want to join a server where you can finally become a superstar? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and become the next big thing in the Minecraft community! Just like this mysterious wrestler who can’t seem to catch a break, you too can rise to fame and fortune on our server.

    With less than 200k people watching his matches on Collision, you’ll have more viewers on our server than you can handle! And forget about those boring old dynamites, our server is where all the action is at.

    Headline the least viewed Tokyo Dome show? No problem! We’ll make sure you’re the main event every time. And who needs bingo halls and high school gyms when you can dominate the Minecraft world with us?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to greatness! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be as legendary as this wrestler…or at least have more viewers than he does!

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  • BdaySurprise Minecraft Server

    BdaySurprise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 3221
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Farms Harvested: 288
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6632
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to take better care of you than this boyfriend takes care of themselves! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop fun and excitement.

    Forget about staying up until 4-5am gaming and then complaining about being tired – on our server, the party never stops! We’ll make sure you get enough sleep and food so you can game to your heart’s content without any worries.

    Don’t worry about forgetting important dates like birthdays, because on our server, every day is a celebration! We’ll shower you with love and attention, and maybe even send you a text before your dentist does.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where you’ll never have to worry about being mothered or nagged. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. ADHD folks welcome – we understand the struggle and we’re here to support you. See you in the game!

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