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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1329 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 25 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Potions Brewed: | 137 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.