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AlfaNetwork

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AlfaNetwork is a Mincraft Server Founded in 2023. Our Goal is to Provide You with a Fair, Safe and Fun Gaming Experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

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Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Towns Built:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Alien Abductions:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CringeCraft SMP

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	264	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	786

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	2110

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Farms Harvested:	155

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Cry Session Country Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: every weekend, we host a wild party in Minecraft where everyone gets drunk in-game and chaos ensues. It’s like a virtual frat house, but with creepers and diamond swords instead of kegs and red cups. Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

So why wait? Join our server and let loose with a community of fellow Minecraft maniacs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while under the influence. Just remember to drink responsibly… or not, we’re not your mom.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SisTallProbsMC

Assumptions, attractive, body image, character in a book, Communication, Confidence, Dominant, family dynamics, height discrimination, height preferences, ideal type, Insecurity, masculine, Personal preferences, physical appearance, relationships, self esteem, sibling rivalry, SisTallProbsMC, societal standards, STRONG, validation

Are you tired of people judging you based on your height? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where height is just a number and strength, attractiveness, dominance, and masculinity come in all sizes!

We have a special section for players who are 5’9 and proud, where you can show off your confidence and prove that height doesn’t define who you are. Take on challenges, build epic structures, and show the world that you don’t need to be 6’3 to be a powerful player in the game.

Join now and show your sister that being 5’9 is not a limitation, but a badge of honor in our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even find a character in a book who is shorter than you but still kicks butt in the game! Don’t let anyone bring you down because of your height – stand tall (figuratively) and conquer the Minecraft universe with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PixelPretties

accessories, attractiveness, aura, beauty, Body language, Charm, clothing, Confidence, EYES, facial features, first impression, hair, Observation, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPretties, Posture, PRESENCE, Smile, Style, WOMAN

What is the one thing you always notice first about a Minecraft server? Is it the epic builds, the crazy redstone contraptions, or the abundance of diamond blocks? Well, our server has all that and more! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a majestic beast that guards the most precious treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of TNT, and challenge your friends to a game of spleef on a floating island made entirely of cake? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

LootCraft Gaza: No Aid for You!

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LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off baddies like the IDF fights off Gaza terrorists! we protect our loot like it’s a precious aid truck full of diamonds and emeralds! join us for crazy battles and epic adventures! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and be a part of the action!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	4771
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9