Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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