Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Dragon Eggs Found: 9624
Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Villages Defended: 14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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