Ankares | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1803
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7955	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	2194	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Void Armor Forged:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Votes:	2433	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	981	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Buildings Constructed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Animals Bred:	81	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Divine Spears Created:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Emeralds Found:	9135	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4883	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Holy Grails Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9304
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

aging, alzheimer’s, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forgetful, geriatrics, health outcomes, Healthcare, home, life expectancy, Long Term Care, medical findings, Men, neurodegenerative disease, nursing home, research, senior care, statistics, study, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	6822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19