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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8202 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!