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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 891 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!