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Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2067 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!