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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5130 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 874 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8588 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!