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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 1576 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!