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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8596 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!