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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 1074 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 154 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!