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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1147 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 184 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!