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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3698 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!