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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3522 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Ores Mined: | 8548 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6264 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!