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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6612 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7623 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 364 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen using nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the villagers? Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!