AncientCrafters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyFartsyMC – where the only thing stinkier than the creepers is your sense of humor!

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling diamonds. Sound crazy? That’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against a horde of evil llamas, go on quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, and even ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (don’t worry, we have insurance).

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, if you smell something stinky, it’s probably just the creepers trying to sneak up on you. Happy crafting!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mines Excavated:	1233
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Prophetic Pixelmon Pals: Noah’s Ark Edition

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Are you tired of boring old prophets like Noah? Come join our Minecraft server where we have absolutely zero prophets, just a bunch of players building epic structures and battling creepers like there’s no tomorrow! Who needs prophecies when you can have fun and chaos in the virtual world? Join us now and leave those prophets in the dust!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCrafterz – Where Nerissa Ravencroft Rules the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have the Demon of Sound and Lover of Idols, Nerissa Ravencroft from Hololive EN Advent, as our official mascot! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

We’ve had streams that will make your jaw drop, from Jackbox HoloEN collabs to “Space Jam” watchalongs at Bijou’s birthday. And let’s not forget about the time we had a WolfQuest collab with the Twilight gang – it was pure chaos, but in the best way possible.

But that’s not all – we also have epic cover songs that will blow your mind. From Jewelbird’s cover of VIVINOS to Nerissa’s rendition of Nakashima Mika’s “Yuki no Hana,” our server is a musical paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it – just ask the Demon of Sound herself!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BroCraft: Real Men Only. No Girls Allowed. JK, Everyone’s Welcome! But Seriously, No Girls.

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Are you tired of being mistaken for a girl in Minecraft? Join our server and finally embrace your manly Minecraft persona! No more pink houses or flower gardens, it’s time to build epic fortresses and slay dragons like a true warrior!

Our server is filled with testosterone-fueled adventures and manly challenges. Want to prove your manliness? Take on the challenge of punching trees with your bare hands or wrestling creepers into submission. Only the bravest survive in our manly Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just another blocky princess – you’re a blocky beast!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Blocky Battle Royale: Prepare to Pwn

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing – KILLING! That’s right, get ready to unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and defeat the Diamond Chicken will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. So sharpen your swords and get ready to embark on the ultimate treasure hunt.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? Join us and see if you can befriend the ghost creeper and convince him to stop blowing up your creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to kill them all in the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Graveyard Giggles: The Childless Loner’s Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where tombstones are a thing of the past because we’re too busy having a blast! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a childless loner again because our community is like one big dysfunctional family.

Instead of tombstones, we have giant statues of our players doing ridiculous poses to commemorate their time on the server. Picture this: a player dressed as a chicken riding a llama while juggling diamonds – that could be you!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of players who have epic build battles using only pink wool and TNT? Or a community that hosts weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon?

Forget about being a lonely soul in the graveyard, come join our wacky world and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Towns Built:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EvilGamerGals Minecraft Server: Where Evil Girls and Women Rule the Blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of evil girls and women who will stop at nothing to dominate the virtual world! Join us if you dare to face off against the most diabolical players in all of Minecraft. But be warned, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of evil laughs. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world ruled by wickedness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	210	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Booty Builders: Crafting with a Side of Innuendo

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – evil chickens. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds, so saddle up and show them who’s boss!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that a group of friendly creepers guard the entrance, ready to party with anyone brave enough to join them.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little fun, that is.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Crafty Colonials

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a pig through the streets of our virtual world, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event where players can compete in a taco-eating contest to win a lifetime supply of virtual tacos. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

So why are Americans like this? Because we know how to have a good time on our server like no one else! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Star Shards Collected:	102
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	588215
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4810
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	9048
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12