| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3260 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 271 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 5 |
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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5510 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.
Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7028 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!
On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7266 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 289 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7764 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2788 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 419 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3267 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1701 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 100 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 179 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8281 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.
plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 122 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 182 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3564 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Votes: | 1515 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4244 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 1033 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4634 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5553 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3011 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7087 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
and guess what? u can totally join our minecraft server and help build it! like, imagine being part of this epic project, dude. u can be like, “yeah, i helped build the world’s largest military command centre in minecraft, nbd.”
plus, we have all these crazy challenges and quests that will totally blow your mind. like, one time, we had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on giant chickens. it was insane, bro.
so come join our server and be part of something truly epic. who knows, maybe one day china will be all like, “thank u, minecraft players, for helping us build this awesome command centre. u guys rock!”
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3669 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 41 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Crossplay Compatible | Players can join from different platforms. |
| Respawnable Ender Dragon | Unique feature to respawn the Ender Dragon. |
| Progressable Skills | Skills that can be improved over time. |
| Bookbag System | A system for storing and carrying items. |
| Unique Banking System | A different approach to in-game economics. |
| KitPVP | A player versus player mode with predefined kits. |
|---|---|
| Creative (Plotworld) | A creative mode with designated plot areas. |
| SMP (Survival) | Traditional survival gameplay. |
Server maintained and optimized for the best player experience.
A: No, the server does not offer any pay-to-win features.
A: No, the server does not have any overpowered items.
A: Yes, the server is super optimized with no lag.
A: You can reach out to Sell_ox on Discord for any questions or feedback.
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8209 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8238 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 253 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 260 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Join us for open-book exams, where the stakes are high and the grades are even higher. Will you be the one to ace the exam without the book, or will you risk it all for that sweet A grade?
Who needs a bookstore when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Make sure to bring your textbooks (or borrow them from a friend) and see if you have what it takes to pass with flying colors.
Don’t be like our friend who had to retake the course – join our server and show off your legal knowledge in a way that only Minecraft can provide. The only thing you’ll need to worry about here is whether you’ll pass the lava parkour or get lost in the maze of legal jargon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of maritime law exams like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the path to becoming the next legal Minecraft master!
