| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7017 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7178 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
dandev.online
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2988 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 476 |
| Potions Brewed: | 137 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 5945 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3834 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2062 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 44 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7387 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 |
join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.
plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 3138 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4642 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6915 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Buildings Constructed: | 15 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 5361 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Votes: | 5323 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7525 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 4338 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2299 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 320 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
and guess what? u can totally join our minecraft server and help build it! like, imagine being part of this epic project, dude. u can be like, “yeah, i helped build the world’s largest military command centre in minecraft, nbd.”
plus, we have all these crazy challenges and quests that will totally blow your mind. like, one time, we had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen while riding on giant chickens. it was insane, bro.
so come join our server and be part of something truly epic. who knows, maybe one day china will be all like, “thank u, minecraft players, for helping us build this awesome command centre. u guys rock!”
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 8585 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 366 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| Crossplay Compatible | Players can join from different platforms. |
| Respawnable Ender Dragon | Unique feature to respawn the Ender Dragon. |
| Progressable Skills | Skills that can be improved over time. |
| Bookbag System | A system for storing and carrying items. |
| Unique Banking System | A different approach to in-game economics. |
| KitPVP | A player versus player mode with predefined kits. |
|---|---|
| Creative (Plotworld) | A creative mode with designated plot areas. |
| SMP (Survival) | Traditional survival gameplay. |
Server maintained and optimized for the best player experience.
A: No, the server does not offer any pay-to-win features.
A: No, the server does not have any overpowered items.
A: Yes, the server is super optimized with no lag.
A: You can reach out to Sell_ox on Discord for any questions or feedback.
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3341 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 471811 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 2711 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Join us for open-book exams, where the stakes are high and the grades are even higher. Will you be the one to ace the exam without the book, or will you risk it all for that sweet A grade?
Who needs a bookstore when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Make sure to bring your textbooks (or borrow them from a friend) and see if you have what it takes to pass with flying colors.
Don’t be like our friend who had to retake the course – join our server and show off your legal knowledge in a way that only Minecraft can provide. The only thing you’ll need to worry about here is whether you’ll pass the lava parkour or get lost in the maze of legal jargon.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of maritime law exams like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the path to becoming the next legal Minecraft master!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 2898 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 46 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Join our server and escape the clutches of a controlling boyfriend who thinks he owns the PC he bought for you. On our server, YOU are the master of your own gaming destiny. No more fighting over playtime or being guilt-tripped into paying for something that was supposed to be a gift.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with anyone playing Call of Duty with an Xbox controller on a PC just because “the graphics are too bad.” We promise only the best gaming experiences and no shady tactics to keep you off the server.
So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your dream world and let your creativity run wild without any interference. It’s time to game in peace and harmony on our epic Minecraft server!
| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5506 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 57426 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
But seriously, you gotta join this SMP because we have the craziest adventures. Like one time, we all decided to build a rollercoaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pit of lava. It was insane, but so much fun.
And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, I filled my friend’s house with chickens and he didn’t know what to do. It was clucking hilarious.
So yeah, if you wanna have a wild time and learn some life lessons the hard way, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. Plus, we have the best community ever. Like, we’re all a bunch of misfits and weirdos, but we have each other’s backs no matter what. So come join us and let’s make some memories together!
