| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2571 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 294 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
dandev.online
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 8112 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 2668 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Like, imagine joining this server and being greeted by a bunch of players arguing about Musk’s remarks at a far-right rally in Germany. It’s like, what even is happening? But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama, then this is the server for you.
And get this, one of the candidates is slamming the other for not saying anything about Musk’s remarks. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form. So if you’re looking for some entertainment while building your virtual world, then you gotta join this server ASAP.
Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground meetings where players discuss political strategies and plot to take over the virtual world. It’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, but in a Minecraft server. So if you’re into politics and drama, then this server is the place to be.
Join now and witness the madness unfold as Polish presidential candidates and German far-right rallies take over the Minecraft world. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some serious laughs.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2505 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3435 |
Come on to our server we have weapons of the city of city shops. PVP can become an admin. Come in
blackrussiaonline.aternos.me:42640
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 4967 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 214 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2570 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5466 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 9837 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary sponge of cleanliness, rumored to rid any mess with just one swipe. Explore dungeons filled with enchanted dish soap and battle against mobs of dirty dishes.
Join our server and leave the sticky situations behind – unless, of course, you want to challenge John to a fridge-cleaning duel! So come on in, grab your virtual mop, and let’s clean up this blocky world together!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1323 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 18 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Imagine a world where you can expand your living room into the kitchen without anyone telling you otherwise. Build the house of your dreams without any pesky disagreements from your virtual girlfriend!
On our server, you are the king of your castle (literally, because you own the whole place). So come join us and show off your interior design skills without anyone questioning your choices. Who needs compromise when you can have it all in Minecraft?
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7627 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
But the best part is the players, man. We got this one guy who only speaks in pig Latin, and another dude who wears a pumpkin on his head 24/7. And don’t even get me started on the mods, they’re like, the funniest people you’ll ever meet. One time, they turned all the chickens on the server into flying pigs. It was chaos, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and just plain wacky Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6662 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 5743 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 285 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1826 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 |
join us if you want to be part of a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. we have mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado, and events that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that creeper that just blew up your house.
plus, we have the best mods in the galaxy. seriously, these mods are so cool, they make Elon Musk jealous. so come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together. oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. FREE PIZZA. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 9714 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 8030 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4125 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4948 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
And don’t even get me started on the opposite gender thing, like, the first time I had sex in Minecraft, I was totally surprised by how the player model looked so realistic when they took off their armor. It was like, whoa, I didn’t know pixels could be so sexy. And then they started doing these crazy dance moves and I was like, “Is this a rave or a Minecraft SMP? I can’t tell anymore!”
So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of your life, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🎉🐔🕶️
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5668 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 477 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1390 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5045 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
