| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 7298 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 190 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 356 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8610 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5029 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 4747 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 13 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 394 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8473 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 3192 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 2884 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 348 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 5418 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Ores Mined: | 4452 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | New Chunks Explored: | 182052 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5775 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2521 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 43 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!
But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!
So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1246 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 24 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 9730 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4934 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 366 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 105 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 1314 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!
New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.
Hope to see you soon!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect. |
| What plugins does the server have? | Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server. |
| Is there a world reset schedule? | We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players. |
| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 3278 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7578 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.
And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”
So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 426 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 3365 |
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 4608 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!
