| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1663 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 250 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 199 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9576 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 59 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Votes: | 8793 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Potions Brewed: | 122 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life bridal party drama and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual friends. No more worrying about who said what at Thanksgiving or who’s causing rifts in your group – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, our server has a strict “no burning olive branches” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t be slapped on the face with drama from all sides. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – your virtual adventure awaits!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6871 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8184 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6445 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.
So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6122 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 8613 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 99 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.
So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 9243 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7362 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9665 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 135 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7223 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5395 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9541 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 7763 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 2847 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 39 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1486 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 108 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3430 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 793858 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 3912 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4882 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1190 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5506 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 57 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
