| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 8306 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
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| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8465 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 4022 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Votes: | 5503 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 1232 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 194 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.
We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.
Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.
Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 5539 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 78 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!
SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 2591 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 192 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6154 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 30 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 58 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!
Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5505 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Votes: | 914 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.
Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 4200 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6755 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?
Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 3100 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 9946 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 276 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 163 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 147 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 8156 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7607 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 1011 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 17 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4547 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 989 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!
But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!
So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 938 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Emeralds Found: | 5283 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
