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CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in a General LOLz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further than our server, where the early access is happening on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why join? Because we have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration going on until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT – who wouldn’t want to be a part of that epic adventure?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0, so you can travel to different regions in the blink of an eye. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event – show off your skills and dominate the competition!

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide. And if you’re feeling social, come join one of our meetups – from crafting meetups to spooky clubs and even Cannibal Holocaust/JJK meetups, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! Who knows what kind of wild events and collaborations we’ll have next – the sky’s the limit on our server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DizzyCraft: Where walking straight is overrated! >_<

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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DragonCraft: Where Akira Toriyama Resurrects Every 3 Days!

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Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where the fate of Akira Toriyama’s reincarnation hangs in the balance? That’s right, on this server, we have King Taizan himself determining the conditions of Toriyama’s rebirth. Will he come back as a Japanese man? A dragon ball? Who knows!

But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyBreeders: Where Success Breeds Contempt and Creepers Run Amok

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies… wait, what?! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Shashasha Mena Embarrassment Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Potions Brewed:	194
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HololiveCraft: Where ReGloss and Hololive collide in epic blocky adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just plays the same old games? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the blocks are always dancing! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that’s as wacky as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Villages Defended:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Shamans and Sheep: A Minecraft RPG Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old classes? Well, look no further because our server has RPGs with the shaman class! Join us and harness the power of nature to summon chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or turn your enemies into adorable bunnies that can’t stop dancing.

But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Animals Bred:	27

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Tranny Denial: Where RPGs and Minecraft collide in hilarious fashion!

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Are you tired of dealing with repressed trannies in your RPG games? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to be themselves, whether that’s a warrior princess or a dragon-slaying unicorn. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our armor is so fabulous that even the most attention-seeking booty won’t distract you from your quest. So come on, join us and let your inner tranny shine!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	797	Dragon Eggs Found:	5725
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Blocky Brains – Where creativity meets questionable diagnoses!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of mining and crafting? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.

So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	51	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Crafty Queers: Have You Ever Been a Fag? Server

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Are you tired of being a total fag on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a fag is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! We have rainbow sheep, unicorn pigs, and even a special dance floor where you can show off your faggy moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.

So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	2836	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MapleCraft: Sorry for the Creeper, Eh?

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Canadians don’t know The Devil Went Down to Georgia! Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers while jamming out to some country classics. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to fiddle contests for epic loot. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to out-fiddle the devil on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AnimeTubersCraft: Where We Post VTubers Who Pretend to Be Anime Children on the Internet!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of post vtubers who pretend to be anime children on the internet! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking cats who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Talking cats.

2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually undercover agents spying on the sheep rebellion. You can join them in their covert operations and help save the Minecraft world from wooly chaos.

3. Our server is home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest block in all of Minecraft – diamond-encrusted obsidian. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control the weather in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	110
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixelated Waifus: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content! But that’s not all – we have android girls with exaggerated bodies roaming around the server, ready to help you on your adventures. Need some extra muscle to take down a horde of creepers? Just call on our android babes to lend a hand!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground ninja village hidden within the server. You can train with the ninjas, learn their ancient techniques, and become a master of stealth and combat. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the village – can you find it before anyone else?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the android girls are always ready for action!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	145
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	277
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CyrusCraft: Conquer the Blocks Like Cyrus Conquered Nations!

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Step into our Minecraft server and travel back in time to meet the legendary Steve, who lived 2500 years ago and was the original block-building master! Join us for epic quests and challenges as we try to uncover the secrets of Steve’s ancient crafting techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon his secret stash of diamond blocks! So why wait? Join now and be a part of history in the making (literally)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	3