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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 793 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 3704 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!