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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 1754 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!