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Unity of Blocks 1.20.6

1.20.6, anti-black, Bigotry, black people, blocks, classism, discrimination, Diversity, equality, guys, hate, INEQUALITY, intolerance, poor people, prejudice, Privilege, racial bias, racism, racist, Social Issues, social justice, socioeconomic status, Unity

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Void Gems Collected:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Votes:	4494
Zombie Dances:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5096

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we don’t discriminate against anyone based on race, only on how much money they got in their virtual pockets!

Come build with us and flex your virtual wealth while crushing the dreams of those pesky poor players. It’s like real life, but blockier and with less consequences!

Join now and show off your diamond armor to those peasants still mining for coal. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

PrankWarsMC

age joke, Apology, Best Friend, Cultural differences, EMBARRASSMENT, English as second language., feeling upset, getting back at him, good time, immature prank, leaving a party, male friends, pantsed, party games, peer pressure, PrankWarsMC, ruined the party, self-conscious, social awkwardness, text message, tighty whities

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of boring parties where your friends pants you and make fun of your tighty whities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no pantsing allowed! Plus, if anyone tries to make fun of your underwear choice, you can just build a giant statue of them in their undies as revenge. Trust us, it’s way more fun than leaving the party and getting guilt-tripped by your friends. So come join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

PuppyLoveStory – Minecraft SMP

animal companions, animal rescue, animal shelter, bonding with pets, canine companionship, dog adoption, dog adoption process, doggy devotion, Forever Home, four-legged friend, furry friend, heartwarming tales, Minecraft, pet adoption journey, pet adoption stories, pet love, pet parent bond, puppy adoption, puppy companionship, puppy love, PuppyLoveStory, rescue dog, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mines Excavated:	3968
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life! Like, imagine this, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you a quest to find the legendary diamond carrot of power. And then you meet this super cute dog who is actually a secret agent working for the Ender Dragon. But don’t worry, he’s on our side…I think.

And then there’s this crazy love story between me and my dog, like we met when he saved me from a horde of evil zombie chickens. It was totally love at first sight, I mean who wouldn’t fall for a dog who can shoot lasers out of his eyes, right? So yeah, join this Minecraft SMP for all the wacky adventures and unexpected romances, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐶💎🐷 #MinecraftMadness #DoggyLove #DiamondCarrotQuest

CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe

advice, CraftyAdviceForYoungerMe, hindsight, life lessons, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crops Grown:	6799	Dragon Eggs Found:	6251
Void Armor Forged:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Hey there, young Minecraft player! If I could give advice to my younger self, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join:

1. Our server has a secret hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! But be warned, you’ll have to battle a pack of evil zombie chickens to claim your loot.

2. We have a petting zoo filled with adorable baby creepers that you can tame and ride around the server. Just make sure to keep them away from any redstone contraptions!

3. Our server hosts weekly build battles where players compete to create the craziest and most outrageous structures. Last week, someone built a giant rollercoaster that launched players into the sky and straight into a pool of lava – it was wild!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of blocks and pixels!

Elon’s CrudeCraft Minecraft Server

Backlash, celebrity feud, Communication, controversy, criticism, crude slur, CrudeCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elons, finn, Finn criticism, inappropriate language, internet, Minecraft, online behavior, online etiquette, public figure, public relations, response, Server, social media, twitter

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so, like, u gotta join this server cuz, like, elon musk got into a fight with some dude named finn and called him, like, a really bad word, and now they’re settling their differences in minecraft, like, who does that? join our server to witness this epic showdown between elon musk and finn, it’s gonna be lit, fam. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas, like, what more could u ask for? come join the fun, yo.

Putin’s Pixelated Warzone

Conspiracy, crime, electronics, Espionage, Exports, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, Montrealer, pixelated, prosecution, putin, Putins, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, sentenced, SMUGGLING, Technology, Trade, U.S, War, warzone

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	4439	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

join our server for the most epic adventures, like the time a russian-montrealer tried to export illegal electronics to help putin’s war but got caught and sentenced in the U.S. TRUE STORY.

we have crazy builds, like a giant statue of putin made entirely out of redstone blocks.

our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. we argue, we fight, we prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build amazing things.

plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. imagine a dance floor made of lava and a DJ booth with a creeper spinning the tunes.

so come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the FBI watching your every move).

Blueprint Birds & Ants

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal biology, animal cognition, animal communication, animal construction, animal ecology, animal evolution, animal habitats, animal homes, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal societies, ants, Architecture, Birds, Blueprint, Blueprints, construction codes, Homes, Nature

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mines Excavated:	3717
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, imagine if you could build like birds and ants on this server, man! They got blueprints and construction codes that’ll blow your mind, like seriously, we don’t even fully understand it yet. Join this server and tap into the ancient knowledge of the birds and ants, maybe you’ll even learn how to fly or lift 100 times your own weight. Who knows, man, the possibilities are endless on this wild and wacky server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building like a bird-ant hybrid superhero!

Quantum Craft: Paraparticle Playground

bosons, categorization, Craft, exotic particles, fermions, Paraparticle, paraparticles, particle physics, Physicists, Playground, Quantum, quantum applications, quantum computing, quantum information, Quantum Mechanics, quantum particles, quantum physics, quantum states, quantum systems, quantum technologies, quantum theory, theoretical physicists, theoretical physics, unconventional particles

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

yo, dis server be like those paraparticles – straight up defyin’ categorization, man! ain’t no fermions or bosons up in here, just straight up craziness.

join dis server if you wanna be on the cutting edge of quantum minecrafting, cuz we be hintin’ at potential applications in quantum computing like it’s nobody’s business.

we got redstone contraptions that’ll blow yo mind, and builds so epic they’ll make yo eyes pop outta yo head. ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join the madness!

Elderly Elegance 1.20.2

1.20.2, Elderly, elegance, Sex Women Age 35 Mature Older women Cougars MILF Sexual experiences Intimacy Relationships Dating Seduction Passion Desire Fantasy Pleasure Sensuality Mature women Long term relationships

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	586	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got sex with women over the age of 35! I know, right? Who knew you could get some cougar lovin’ while building your blocky empire? It’s like a dream come true, dude. So what are you waiting for? Get your pickaxe ready and start mining for some mature love!

AuntCareGoneWild Minecraft Server

aita, AuntCareGoneWild, Burnout, Caregiver, compensation, decision, Disrespect, family, Frustration, Guilt, INPUT, live-in nurse, Minecraft, moving out, paralysis, reddit, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Server, Stroke, Support, tough situation

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Hey gamers, do I have a server for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like a soap opera. Are you tired of being taken advantage of by entitled family members? Well, on our server, you can build a virtual world where you are the queen/king of your domain!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to sacrifice your birthday plans or job for ungrateful relatives. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story, where you can build, explore, and create without any guilt trips or drama.

Join us and leave behind the stress of real-life caregiving for a world where the only responsibility you have is to have fun. Who needs unhelpful family members when you can have a community of fellow gamers who appreciate and value your contributions to the virtual world?

So come on over and join our Minecraft server, where the only stroke you’ll be dealing with is the stroke of genius it takes to build your dream world!

PrimaryLiftDenialCraft

Breakfast, childminders, children, dentist appointment, different location, Drivers Licence, driving conditions, frozen car, Grumpy, husband, Late, lift, Mother, packed bags, Plans, primary school viewing, PrimaryLiftDenialCraft, refusing, stress, taxi, traffic

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story of a husband expecting a lift to a school viewing!

Imagine a world where you have to navigate frosty roads and crazy schedules just to survive. Will you make it to your dentist appointment on time, or will you be caught in a whirlwind of misunderstandings like this poor wife? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of trying to defrost a car while juggling children, appointments, and a husband who expects you to be a mind reader!

So why join our server? Because you’ll never know what hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in next. From unexpected taxi bookings to last-minute school viewings, every day is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Don’t miss out on the laughter and chaos – join us now and let the madness begin!

BedNBreakfasts SMP

appreciation, BedNBreakfasts, Bonding, breakfast in bed, comfort, Cozy, guys, indulgence, Intimacy, lazy morning, love, luxury, opinion, pampering, relationship, Relaxation, romantic gesture, smp, special occasion, Surprise, thoughtful, Treat

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Farms Harvested:	630	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Votes:	8864

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have breakfast in bed EVERY DAY! And not just any breakfast, we’re talking about diamond-encrusted pancakes and golden apple smoothies. It’s like a gourmet feast every morning, all while you’re building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a secret millionaire who just loves playing Minecraft. So you never know when he might drop some real-life loot for you to find in-game. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server. Breakfast in bed and riches galore, what more could you ask for? Join now before it’s too late! #BreakfastIsLife #MinecraftMillionaireMadness

NoDabbingInMineCraft

common etiquette, Courtesy, courtesy rules, cultural norms, DeCorum, Etiquette, formalities, Manners, modern etiquette, NoDabbingInMineCraft, outdated customs, politeness, social behavior, social conventions, social graces, social norms, societal expectations, traditional Etiquette, unnecessary rules, unwritten rules

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crops Grown:	8683
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their stuffy etiquette rules? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic wand they found in a dungeon. The pig-icorn then led them on a wild adventure through a maze filled with exploding chickens and rainbow-colored creepers. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as superheroes, build a house out of giant gummy bears, and even participate in a weekly dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Who knew the Ender Dragon had such killer dance moves?

So, if you’re ready to throw etiquette out the window and embrace the craziness, join our server today! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

DonetskDestructionCraft

aggression, annexation, Conflict, Crimea, donetsk, DonetskDestructionCraft, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military intervention, Moscow, political tension, power struggle, russia, sanctions, Separatism, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Potions Brewed:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia battle it out in the virtual world! watch as moscow grinds on in donetsk while ukraine takes a big ol’ bite out of russia! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft! join now for all the chaos and destruction you could ever want in a blocky world! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

Pixel Privacy Patrol

ai tools, Artificial Intelligence, computer scientists, data, Data Protection, digital privacy, Effectiveness, mathematical model, Monitoring, OFFLINE, ONLINE, online privacy, Patrol, PIXEL, privacy, privacy risks, regulators, Risks, safeguarding, Surveillance, Technology, University of Oxford

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Enchantments Applied:	143	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

so, liek, u kno how u always feel liek ur bein watched online? well dis server is liek dat, but in a fun way! we got AI tools keepin an eye on u while u play, makin sure u stay safe and havin a good time.

u kno those computer scientists at Oxford? well they helped make dis server super cool with their math stuff. dey made a model to keep ur privacy protected while u build and explore.

so come join us on dis epic server where u can play without worryin bout big brother watchin u. plus, u might even make some new friends along the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Players:	96/100	Votes:	7756
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3