Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9267
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Potions Brewed: 36 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 87 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 New Chunks Explored: 188144
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Potions Brewed: 104
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Buildings Constructed: 41

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 64
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Enchantments Applied: 85
    Alien Abductions: 0 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Cherrys Land

    Cherrys Land

    Cherry’s Land

    Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

    I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

    Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

    So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Mines Excavated: 3867 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • 30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

    30s Women Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Gods Slained: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Crops Grown: 8857 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PixelatedGFvsReality

    PixelatedGFvsReality
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

    TasteTestGoneWrong Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about putting anything gross in your mouth again! Our server is so addictively fun that you won’t even have time to think about eating anything other than virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes all food taste like candy, so you’ll never have to suffer through another bland meal again. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave – and your taste buds will thank you for it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • SibCraft: Building Bonds

    SibCraft: Building Bonds
    Are you tired of your sibling stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict “no sibling theft” policy! Join us and experience the joy of building and exploring without the constant threat of your sibling ruining your hard work.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sibling Showdown” event, where siblings can battle it out in epic PvP matches to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of the best sibling in the game?

    So come on, join us on our server and create unforgettable memories with your sibling that don’t involve them griefing your house or stealing your loot. It’s time to bond over blocky adventures and show your sibling who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RedstoneRush Minecraft Server

    RedstoneRush Minecraft Server
    lol ok so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where russia is attacking nato with like, creepers and ender dragons. but don’t worry, you can totally save the day with your epic building skills and diamond sword. join now before it’s too late and save the world from the ultimate minecraft battle of the century. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 219 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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