ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Birthday Bash Bonanza” where we celebrate birthdays in style. You won’t believe the crazy builds and pranks we pull off during these parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. It’s like finding a hidden treasure chest in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a villager on a bender. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

StepmomSquadCraft

acceptance, adjustment, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, family dynamic, family dynamics, family traditions, feeling left out, game night, Guilt, hurt feelings, Loss, new family setup, parent’s remarriage, relationships, remarriage, stepmom, StepmomSquadCraft, stepsiblings

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own family? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkward family game nights and step-sibling drama! Our server is the perfect place to build your own family dynamic, where you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about feeling guilty for not being more welcoming to your stepmom and step-siblings – on our server, you can be as welcoming or unwelcoming as you want! Create your own traditions, build your own castle, and never have to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings with a misplaced comment again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Who needs real family when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

UkrainianTankBusters

aerial attacks, Armed Forces, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, forbes, Geopolitics, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, Night Drones, russian tanks, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, UkrainianTankBusters, War Tactics, war technology, WARFARE

lol this server is so lit, even Ukraine’s night drones are bombing moving Russian tanks now! join us and experience the ultimate chaos and destruction in Minecraft! our players are so skilled, they can take down tanks with just a pickaxe and some TNT. who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world. trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Items Found:	7393	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Halo Public

343 industries, aliens, Anarchy, Arbiter, bungie, Campaign, Cortana, Covenant, energy sword, fps, grunt, master chief, multiplayer, ODST, PvP, Sci Fi, Shooter, spartan, Survival, UNSC, warzone, Xbox

Halo is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

JAVA IP: halosmp.my-mc.xyz

1.20 -> Latest supported!

» Halo Plugin! » Survival SMP!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

Abilities, Bosses, Challenges, Chaos, Community, CONTENT, creativity, Custom, Customization, Enchants, Endless, Exploration, gameplay, HexArchon, ikea, Join, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmo, Possibilities, Progression, PvE, RPG, Skills, smp, Unique, Updates, VALUES, Variety

Overview
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a server trailer available?	Server Trailer
Is there a Discord server for HexArchon?	Discord Server
Where can I find more information about the server?	Wiki
What are the different gameplay mechanics available on HexArchon?	Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the server’s technical specifications?	CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on US East Coast
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but it comes with technical limitations.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Avatar, character creation, Citizens, Crafty, cultural diversity, Customization, Detailed, Diverse, Experience, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Minecraft, MODERN, North America, Personalization, Realistic, role playing, Server, simulation, south america, video games, virtual world

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Is SMP still Minecraft popular?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have our very own IRC server! That’s right, you can chat with your fellow players in real-time while you’re mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Who needs Discord when you have old-school IRC?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Animals Bred:	184
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CelebCraftStoryTime

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Imagine having Danny DeVito narrate the epic tale of your Minecraft adventures on our server! Picture him describing your daring battles with creepers, your epic builds, and your hilarious mishaps in his signature raspy voice. Join our server for a chance to have your Minecraft journey narrated by the one and only Danny DeVito! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss out on!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2742
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MysticBlocks

Adventure, base building, Community, Cooperative, creativity, Economy, Events, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Land Protection, minecraft server, Mining, MysticBlocks, PvE, Resources, Safe, skill levels, Staff Team, Survival, teamwork

MysticBlocks is a community-focused PvE Minecraft server where players come together to explore, build, and thrive in a friendly, cooperative environment. Our server fosters teamwork, creativity, and adventure, with a welcoming atmosphere for players of all skill levels. With custom events, land protection, and a dedicated staff team, MysticBlocks offers a safe and fun experience for everyone. Whether you’re mining for resources, building your dream base, or making new friends, you’ll find your place in the ever-growing world of MysticBlocks! Join us today and become part of our amazing community!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

2TMC: Where 21+ adults play like Hermitcraft but with more Java, datapacks, and less vanilla!

21, 2TMC, Active, Additional mods, Adults, afk messages, Anti Enderman Grief, Armored Elytra, Better Item Frames, blackstone cobblestone, Blaze And Caves Advancements Pack, charcoal to black dye, coal to black dye, Community, confetti creepers, coordinates hud, craftable bundles rabbit hide, craftable coral blocks, craftable gravel, craftable notch apples, Custom Nether Portals, Datapacks, Discord voice channels, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, hermitcraft, java, NA server, Play, smp, Terrain generation mods, Vanilla, Welcoming, YouTuber friendly

2TMC Minecraft Server Overview

Data Packs

Data Pack
anti enderman grief

Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Required Fabric Mods

Fabric Mod
armor poser

Server Rules

Be Respectful

Joining the Server

If you are interested in joining please fill out this application

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Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Winning Daughter Minecraft SMP

achievement, affirmation, Bond, Communication, Confidence, DAUGHTER, empowerment, encouragement, family, inspiration, love, Minecraft, motivation, parent child, positivity, pride, relationships, self esteem, smp, success, Support, winning

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where no one asks if you’re winning, daughter? Well, look no further because our server is the only place where you’ll hear that question on the daily! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will always have your back, daughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where winning is the only option!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7334	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PixelPanic: Human Horrors

chilling, Creation, creepy, dark side, Disturbing, Evil, fear, HORRIFYING, Horror, Horrors, Human, Human nature, humans, Macabre, Monstrous, monstrous behavior, PixelPanic, Scary, Sinister, spine-chilling, Terror, Twisted, unnerving

Are you ready to unleash your inner mad scientist in Minecraft? Join our server and show off your twisted creations that will make even Herobrine shiver in fear! From giant zombie pigmen statues to haunted mansions filled with traps, there’s no limit to the terrifying builds you can create. Join now and let your creativity run wild…or should we say, run SCARY! 🧟‍♂️👻🔥

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1