Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
Farms Harvested: 485 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP

    The Pressure Is Rising With The Follower Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pressure is on to gain followers and become the ultimate influencer in the virtual world! But beware, the stakes are high and the drama is even higher.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly checking your follower count and feeling the rush of validation with each new like. But be warned, the competition is fierce and friendships will be tested as you strive to become the most popular player on the server.

    Don’t let the pressure get to you though, because at the end of the day, is it really worth sacrificing your ability to feel loved just for a few virtual likes? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Animals Bred: 187 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!

    Daddy’s Bed Wars: No Sleepover!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to sleep on a crappy sofa like in real life! Join us and escape the drama of hormonal tears and bedtime battles.

    On our server, you can build your dream bed and sleep peacefully without any six-year-olds hogging the covers. No more late-night crying sessions over sleeping arrangements, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun.

    Join now and say goodbye to awkward sleeping situations and hello to a world where you can finally get some rest. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server? Don’t miss out on this epic escape from reality!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • TrendyCrafts

    TrendyCrafts
    Are you tired of seeing players on other servers wearing the same old boring armor sets and skins? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous and mind-boggling fashion trends that will leave you scratching your head in confusion! From diamond-studded leather pants to rainbow-colored creeper hoodies, we’ve got it all! Join us and show off your unique sense of style that will make all the other players green with envy!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of fashion-obsessed llamas who will stop at nothing to make sure every player looks fabulous at all times. They roam the land in search of the latest trends and will even trade rare items for the most fashionable accessories. So if you want to impress these stylish llamas and become the fashion icon of the server, join us now!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most stylish and wacky Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the next big fashion craze that will take the gaming world by storm! So put on your craziest outfit and join us today for a fashion-forward adventure like no other!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • IsraelStrikesIranLOL

    IsraelStrikesIranLOL
    come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! we got a secret underground base where we plan our epic raids on other servers, just like Israel plannin’ their strike on Iran! join us and be part of the action, cause who needs real life drama when you got virtual drama in minecraft, amirite? so come on over and let’s blow stuff up together, just like Israel!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Crops Grown: 5702 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Nano Climate Craft

    Nano Climate Craft
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server ain’t your average blocky world, oh no. We got nanotechnology solutions up in here for the climate crisis!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild nano-bot appears and starts planting trees faster than you can say “creeper”. Our server is so advanced, we got trees growing faster than you can say “diamonds”.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so eco-friendly, even the creepers are recycling their TNT. That’s right, they blow up, but then they pick up their mess and put it in the recycling bin. It’s a beautiful sight to see.

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Help save the environment one block at a time, all while having a blast with your fellow Minecrafters. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, nanotechnology style!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    New Chunks Explored: 245302 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftopiaSMP

    CraftopiaSMP

    We’re thrilled to have you join the vibrant and dynamic world of Craftopia SMP. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer eager to explore, there’s a place for you in our community.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    Vice Versa | Semi-Vanilla | 1.10 – 1.21.1 Minecraft server

    Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

    We are working on version 1.21 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

    Server Features:

    • the ability to play both from a phone and a PC

    • tuned economy

    • cases

    • airdrop (in development)

    • voting for a wipe

    • beautiful and multifunctional spawn

    • high-quality server setup

    • NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

    • block and resource store

    • responsive administration

    • voice chat

    • without gms, admins and lags

    Compatible Bedrock versions: 1.20.80, 1.20.81, 1.21.0, 1.21.1, 1.21.2, 1.21.3, 1.21.20, 1.21.21

    For Bedrock players, we recommend setting the “classic” interface view in the settings

    For Bedrock: IP: 185.9.145.216 port: 25963

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace

    Queen’s Minecraft Server Palace
    Are you tired of getting bullied by guys on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, female bullying reigns supreme! That’s right, forget about those pesky male bullies, here you’ll be dealing with some next-level mean girls who will stop at nothing to make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who needs recourse when you can join in on the fun and become the queen bee of the server? So come on, join us and experience the thrill of being bullied by the fiercest females in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • / Rus / Minecraft SMP /

    / Rus / Minecraft SMP /
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than 1000-7 dead inside edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. That’s right, a CHICKEN riding a PIG! And that’s not even the craziest thing you’ll see on our server. We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks, players who ride around on flying llamas, and players who communicate solely through interpretive dance.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to ride a creeper into battle? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! The possibilities are endless on 1000-7 dead inside edition.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful with that TNT statue).

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • StepCamp FunLand

    StepCamp FunLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of blended families and camping vacations gone wrong.

    Picture this: you’re all set for a relaxing weekend with your bio kids, ready to build the ultimate virtual castle together. But suddenly, your step kids’ mother drops a bombshell and now you’re stuck with extra players in the game. Will you choose to include them in your adventures, or will you stand your ground and keep the reservation for yourself?

    With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Who needs reality TV when you can experience the drama firsthand in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Phone-a-FriendCraft

    Phone-a-FriendCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of Uber drivers who are always on the phone with mysterious clients while they drive you around in their virtual cars.

    Join our server for the chance to hop in a Minecraft Uber and go on wild adventures with drivers who have secret connections to the underworld. Who knows, you might even uncover a diamond smuggling operation or get caught up in a high-speed chase with the Minecraft police.

    So, if you’re ready for a ride like no other, buckle up and join our server today. Just don’t ask the drivers who they’re talking to on the phone – it’s better if you don’t know.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8592
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dimension Hops: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • THAADyCraft: Missile Defense Mayhem

    THAADyCraft: Missile Defense Mayhem
    lol join our minecraft server cuz we got american soldiers operating THAAD missile defense systems in israel!!! u can build ur own missile defense system and protect ur precious blocks from any potential threats!!! plus, u might even get to ride a missile like a rollercoaster and launch urself into the sky for a crazy adventure!!! come join the madness and see if u got what it takes to survive in this wild world of blocky chaos!!!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Kid Parent Grandpa Server

    Kid Parent Grandpa Server
    OMG JOIN DIS SERVER AND U WILL WATCH KID VIDEOS LIKE 1000000 TIMES BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH ONLY KID VIDEOS AND U HAVE TO WATCH THEM TO ESCAPE HAHAHAHAHAHA. ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT AND IF U CAN RIDE IT FOR 10 SECONDS U GET A DIAMOND SWORD. PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE U FREE DIAMONDS IF U TELL HIM A JOKE HE HAS NEVER HEARD BEFORE. SO COME JOIN AND WATCH KID VIDEOS FOREVER HAHAHAHAHA.

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Pickaxe

    Pickaxe

    Pickaxe Network [1.20] – We offer a wide range of gamemodes including, Lifesteal, Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Pet Simulator, Farm Simulator, and MUCH MORE. Join today to experience your #1 Minecraft Server experience, with a friendly and welcoming community for all. EVENTS ZERO LAG DEDICATED STAFF

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • shine

    shine

    Welcome to Luminar – a high-quality, modded Minecraft server on Fabric 1.20.1! Dive into a fun survival experience enhanced with exciting mods like Create, Farmer’s Delight, Improved Mobs, and a guns mod to spice up the gameplay. With player claims, a 2.5k x 2.5k world border, and a focus on balanced fun, Luminar offers a unique multiplayer experience.

    Max players: 10 (for now). This server is a dream come true, and now it’s becoming a reality! Interested? Join our Discord https://discord.gg/A8mNba5c for more info and to be part of the adventure!

    Updated October 23, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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