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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2157
Secret Passages Found: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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