Al-AndaLOLs: Where Creeper explosions are the new Moorish conquests!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3531

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1128	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Animals Bred:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	9703	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	344
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	641351	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Emeralds Found:	6156

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ores Mined:	4922	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Animals Bred:	31	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Holy Grails Found:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7775
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1651
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Villages Defended:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

Players:	96/900	Votes:	6453
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Buildings Constructed:	45
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	3702
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7