/AI Dynamic Storytelling General/ Minecraft SMP

AI Dynamic Storytelling, AI Roguelike, chat models, dynamic, Featherless, general, Goblin Edition, KoboldAI, Llama 3 Erato, llama 3.2, local models, Minecraft, Mistral Small 22B, NAI guide collection, NovelAI, OpenRouter, Pixtral 12B, Qwen 2.5, Realtime API, smp, Storypad, storytelling, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI, Tools & Resources, Underwater Caretakers Friday

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/300	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the goblins run wild and the AI storytellers are as dynamic as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride through limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming “Enderman, stop stealing my blocks!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that we have goblins riding pigs, dragons that drop diamond armor, and villagers who break out into dance parties every full moon. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a journey through the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you in the world of goblins and AI storytellers!

CrashmasCraft Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, car accident, car crash, CASUALTIES, Chaos, Christmas market, CrashmasCraft, emergency response, germany, holiday season, injured, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, News, Pedestrians, safety precautions, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, vehicle collision

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/700	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Crops Grown:	4088	Villages Defended:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a car driving into a group of people at a Christmas market in Germany? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

We’ve got more mobs than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all wearing Santa hats for some reason. Plus, our PvP arena is like a demolition derby, with players crashing into each other like crazy drivers at a holiday parade.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. We’ve got one that turns all the sheep into flying reindeer, and another that makes creepers explode with the force of a thousand fireworks.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where every day is a holiday and every block is a party waiting to happen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	4177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	60
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Emeralds Found:	1802
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/700	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Farms Harvested:	673	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/400	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Farms Harvested:	655
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1568
Gods Slained:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/300	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	6990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/500	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Farms Harvested:	127
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3771

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Buildings Constructed:	43	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.

TherapistCraft: New Perspectives!

healing, mental health, personal growth, perspective shift, Perspectives, SELF AWARENESS, therapist advice, TherapistCraft, Therapy, therapy breakthrough, therapy experience, therapy guidance, therapy insights, therapy journey, therapy lessons, therapy progress, therapy reflection, therapy revelations, therapy session, therapy support, therapy transformation, therapy wisdom

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server that will change your life? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even your therapist will be recommending it to all their patients.

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream world and escape from reality. Our server is so therapeutic, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems as you mine, craft, and battle your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our exclusive therapy sessions with in-game counselors who will help you work through all your issues while fighting off creepers and zombies. It’s like talk therapy, but with more explosions!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and discover the healing power of Minecraft. Your therapist will thank you for it!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Airfield, Aviation, CASUALTIES, CraftyKremlin, Defense, explosion, international relations, investigation, kyiv, Military Aircraft, Minecraft, Moscow, News, plane explosion, russia, russian military, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/400	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make russian military planes EXPLODE for fun!! 😂🔥💣 our airfield near moscow is the HOTTEST place to be, kyiv knows what’s up! join us for some explosive fun and chaos, you won’t regret it! 💥🛩️ #minecraft #server #explosions #russianplanes #lolz

Musk’s Putin PartyCraft

#partycraft, billionaire influence, controversial endorsements, elon musk, elon musk news, european politics, far-right movements, far-right politics, German far-right party, German politics, global politics, international relations, media coverage, Musks, political alliances, political controversy, political endorsements, Politics, putin, Putin support, Reuters, Russian relations

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

LOL this Minecraft server is so lit, even Elon Musk is backing it! He’s like “yo, this server is the bomb diggity, gotta join ASAP!” Plus, the server is run by a German far-right party that loves Putin, like who wouldn’t want to be part of that craziness?! Join now for a wild ride full of explosions, secret meetings, and maybe even some alien encounters (jk…or are we?). Don’t miss out on the chaos, come join the fun!

Home Not Alone

Adventure, burglars, christmas, classic, comedy, family, friendship, Fun, Heartwarming, holiday, home, home alone 2, kevin, Lost, macaulay culkin, Mischief, Movie, new york city, reunion, Sequel, Traps

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/600	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Items Found:	8521

hEY YOU, yOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? wELL LEMME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE BEIN IN HOME ALONE 2 BUT WITHOUT THE WET BANDITS! yOU CAN BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT IT FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES, jUST LIKE KEVIN PROTECTED HIS HOUSE FROM MARV AND HARRY! aND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, yOU MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO A DIAMOND MINE, jUST LIKE KEVIN FOUND A SECRET PASSAGEWAY TO THE HOTEL POOL! sO COME JOIN US, aND EXPERIENCE THE EPIC ADVENTURE OF MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE!